Please fire me. My boss sends me out for his personal errands such as laundry, shopping, and even taking his kids to soccer games. When I try to quit, he just says “Why aren’t you working? Get back to work.” Then shoves me out of his office.
Please fire me. I worked in an ice cream shop where a woman once got vanilla frozen yogurt for her 2 year old (despite our protests that the ice cream is much more popular with kids). After the kid tried to eat the yogurt with her hands, her mother asked if she could ‘return it’ because her daughter didn’t like it.
Please fire me. There’s a male coworker who sexually harasses the female employees. I stood up to him and told him to stop. And in retaliation, he reported to our boss about “my messy work,” and now I don’t get enough hours to make rent.
Please fire me. I got a counseling at work because a secret shopper said that the only thing I did wrong was that my smile “wasn’t sincere enough.” I asked what WAS sincere enough, and I was told “just smile bigger and stop making excuses.”
Please fire me. I think I accidentally joined a cult. My boss is very attached to his employees, referring to us as “his family,” and throwing parties for every holiday, birthday, and special event he can think of. Worst of all, I’m the only one who finds this excessive; and when I’ve opted out of a party to instead spend the holiday with the people who raised me, my coworkers have asked me what I have against “the family,” and spoken with the boss about if I “truly belong.”
Please fire me. I work at a hotel and after staying in his room for a day, a guest complained that his room hadn’t been cleaned. I clearly told him his reservation package didn’t qualify for daily housekeeping upon his check-in to which he asked, “You mean I gotta make up my own bed?” Another time a guest with the same deal flat out told us he didn’t even know how to make up his bed.
Please fire me. I’m a hostess and today a lady came in with a party of 20 people, claiming she had a reservation. She didn’t, but she still proceeded to yell at me and tell how bad I was at my job for 10 minutes. Her husband finally came over to see what the problem was, checked his phone, and said he had called a different restaurant by mistake.
Please fire us. You know you have a terrible job when you hand in your notice and your direct supervisor says to you on your next shift: “So you’re done pretty soon…are you excited?!” in a tone that suggests he’s living vicariously through you.
Please fire me. I am a cleaner and today a woman pointed me out to her child and said ‘that’s why you have to do well in school - so you don’t end up like her’. I go to one of the top ten universities in the UK and I’m only cleaning to fund my studies.
Please fire me. I work in retail and we get tons of creepy male customers who will follow me through the store asking me out (I’m only 17, by the way). I’m not allowed to say ‘no’ because it’s classified as ‘rude.’ One of my co-workers had a complaint filed against her because she asked a man to stop following her in a ‘rude fashion.’
Please fire me. I had to cover my coworker’s weekend shift cause she called in claiming she had Ebola but she wasn’t sick enough to go to the hospital. She was back to work two days later. With a stuffy nose.
Please fire me. My coworker collapsed on the bathroom floor and was rushed to the emergency room with really bad gall stones. But he was so afraid of missing work to get surgery for his gall bladder, he made his doctor get him painkillers and came back to work after one day.
Please fire me. I am an intern to a woman who is constantly telling other co-workers she needs my help on everything but when I go to ask her if she needs any tasks completed she just glares at me until I walk away.
Please fire me. My preschoolers sneeze and cough in my face all day long and one sneezed into my mouth. I’m happy to say I’m on my death bed right know with only God knows. And I get to see them in about 7 hours.