December 2010
16 posts
Please fire me. The boss wished us a Merry Christmas on her way out the door for her holiday vacation while she denied our request for days off because “our department is behind.”
Please fire me. The owner said on Thursday that there will be a blizzard on Monday. He said we have plenty of notice and no one is to be late.
3 tags
Please fire me. My department won a quarterly award. Our reward was a smiley face finger puppet for each of us.
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Please fire me. My scumbag co-worker always walks the long way to the printer because it passes my desk. He always stares right at me and licks his lips.
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Please fire me. They taxed my annual 50.00 cash bonus, leaving me with approximately 32.00.
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Please fire me. My co-worker thinks we’re automatically best friends and tells me all of his gross sex stories just because we’re both gay. He continues to wonder why he hasn’t met my boyfriend yet.
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Please fire me. I came in to work yesterday and I don’t leave until tomorrow.
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Please fire me. My new boss went into great detail on how his wife had three miscarriages and how his sperm would attach to his wife’s eggs and fertilize them. All I asked was if he had a son. He also has no sense of personal space or indoor voice. Only three more weeks of one-on-one training.
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Please fire me. My boss just told me his personal hero is Paul Blart, Mall Cop.
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Please fire me. My boss made me climb up a ladder to put some items on close-to-ceiling display. I was wearing a skirt, and he stood directly underneath—looking up the whole time. I’m an intern and he grades me.
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Please fire me. My co-worker regularly calls her boyfriend to beg him for sex in graphic detail. And it’s not the graphic part that annoys me; it’s the utter desperation in her voice every time she pleads for his affection. Her dead-end relationship reminds me how dead-end this job is.
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Please fire me. My boss just left me a message saying that she was in and needed my help. The emergency? She was stuck in her coat.
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Please fire me. I requested a meeting with my manager because I’d been passed up for two promotions. The only thing she could tell me was I need to smile more; I’m so much prettier when I smile. I was passed up for a promotion because I concentrate at my job instead of smiling into a computer monitor in a cubicle.
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Please fire me. My boss starts off the mornings with Styx’s “Come Sail Away With Me”. I find myself singing it at random hours of the day. It is the worst song ever.
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Please fire me. I have to listen to my ex flirt with anything with a vagina all day.