November 2011
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Please fire me. I saw my co-worker trying to act casually in his car while he got a blow job from a girl we work with, which was parked across from our building.
Please fire me. My boss needs a new vocabulary. I’m really tired of shaking trees, circling wagons, thinking outside of boxes, and trying to be on the same page.
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Please fire me. I was asked to stop a canned food drive for a battered women and children shelter because it was tacky.
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Please fire me. I am forced to sit on the floor and work during shift overlaps; they rarely vacuum.
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Please fire me. I work with a bunch of middle-aged egocentrics who act like they’re 16 and dress like they’re streetwalkers.