December 2011
5 posts
Please fire me. My boss farts in the hallway outside my office. He often tells me I need to work on my maturity.
Dec 8th
28 notes
Please fire me. There is mouse droppings on my desk. The guy that sits near me is the one with crumbs around his desk, not me.
Dec 7th
12 notes
6 tags
Please fire me. I get paid less than the 16-year-olds I train.
Dec 6th
43 notes
5 tags
Please fire me. I was just told by my boss I would get written up next time I asked her why we do things. 
Dec 2nd
43 notes
5 tags
Please fire me. I work with a lady who says “It’s not rocket scientry!” on a daily basis.
Dec 1st
63 notes