June 2011
16 posts
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Please fire me. My co-worker got married over a year ago, and she still has at least ten photos of her wedding hanging up in her office along with the “Welcome Back Mrs. XXX” poster we made for when she returned from her honeymoon. Too much? Too much.
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Please fire me. I hate everything and everyone here.
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Please fire me. During work parties my boss gets completely hammered and then tries to kiss you all night long. And, I’m a heterosexual female…and so is she, supposedly.
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Please fire me. I was written up for coming in EARLY to help out in our busy purchasing department after missing a few hours earlier in the week for a doctor’s appointment. My co-worker routinely comes in 20 minute late three or four times a week and nothing has been said to her.
Please fire me. My manager stated that I am too white to understand the needs of our black patients.
Please fire me, I’ve had to be re-certified to do my job because corporate gave the certification process a new name, but nothing about what I’m supposed to do has changed.
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Please fire me. At the end of the day today, right before closing, a woman came in with her children. Nine children to be exact, and she looked about four months along with another one. This is a common occurrence for my store.
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Please fire me. Because I live in San Francisco, my client continually says in meetings, “Let’s ask the gay guy what he thinks.”
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Please fire me. My boss just asked me if “pork and beans” is one word or two.
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Please fire me. A 50-something-year-old co-worker asked, “Where’s Canada? Is that the one below us or above us?”
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Please fire me. My boss is my mother.
Please fire me. I work at a school and my boss never did our end of the year review. On the last day of school she simply just left earlier than normal. We may not get our paychecks.
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Please fire me. My office manager sent an email out today that simply said: “If you have more than three pens at your desk please return them to the office supply cabinet.”
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Please fire me. My co-worker doesn’t know who Colin Powell is. She Googled him, saw his picture and said “Oh! He’s an actor, right? The guy that did the voice of Mufasa!” She thought he was James Earl Jones.
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Please fire me. I got an email from the boss this morning asking what b/c meant.
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Please fire me. My boss does not know how to send an attachment on an email.