Please fire me. An old man stabbed me with a fork when I tried to take his wife’s dirty dish. It was an empty plate. He said, “You need to make sure she is finished.”
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While he shouldn’t have...fork(which I’m wondering is an exaggeration of a movement the...
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time someone left a Jehovah’s Witness pamphlet with my tip proclaiming ”All Suffering Soon To End!” Every time
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