Please fire me. A co-worker turned her temporary work-from-home post-maternity leave into a permanent telecommute. She lives seven miles away. I live 80.

Another co-worker left to tele-work. He mysteriously disappeared for months, only to reappear with a claim his father was in intensive care and he would have to resign. After giving too much sympathy, extra hours, and dealing with upset clients, I found out his father was never injured. My co-worker was simply on holiday in a tropical area with his girlfriend.