Please fire me. My manager was disgusted at the fact that our security guard urinated on the seat of our only toilet. There were no rubber gloves, so Manager decided to clean it himself. With fire.
He poured all sorts of cleaning agents on it: Lysol, Windex, Ajax. None of these products are flammable, apparently. A small group gathered. From the back, someone said, “Here, try this,” and handed him a can of WD-40. “Everybody stand back,” Manager warned. *WHOOSH* A fireball erupted and all the urine and assorted cleaning agents were all vaporized. There are still scorch marks on that toilet seat.
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I would totally a) work here...boss. Who LIKES to work?
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I WOULD KILL TO WORK HERE!!!
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Where do I apply for this job?
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Hire Me. That boss is awesome.
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