Please fire me. I work at a fancy downtown restaurant and someone left reservations with a note that said, “Will be be dropping off medication for one of the guests. She doesn’t like to take her anti-psycotic meds. Please crush up and hide in her food.”  Another tidbit read, “No male waiters. She likes to grope and get handsy with males who talk to her….” and also, “Avoid touching anything that came into contact with her mouth as she has a contagious infection.” W.T.F. Seriously?