Please fire me.  The school I work at has an “initials list” of all the employees’ initials.  Why this is necessary I do not know.  After working here 12 years, I was asked if I could change my initials because a new employee has the same intials and, “It’s really important she keeps hers.” 

Not only did they ask me to do this, they gave me suggestions of what I could use—which included my ex-husband’s last initial even though we’ve been bitterly divorced for years.