Two Weeks’ Notice:

Operation Woof! Bring Your Dog to Work!

For the remainder of the week, bring your pup to work to ruff up your office! Take photos! The best photo of “man’s best co-worker” will be announced Monday. The owner of the dog will receive a free, signed copy of Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace, while the dog will receive a biscuit of his choosing.

Send in your best doggone photos immediately to one of the following: PFM Tumblr, the PFM Facebook, or tweet @PleaseFireMe. Do not mail them in. The PFM Revolution has no address—our last meeting was held in an abandoned Circuit City.

Let your dogs’ licks, romps, barks, fetches and belly scratches serve as a wake-up call to potential PFM recruits and your boss: Things are about to change. Make sure your boss notices your K-9 pal; put peanut butter on his chair so he can finally get the ass-kissing he always wanted.

Let’s keep this revolution going strong, fast, and weird, people! We are rapidly approaching May 6th—your day to party and walk-out at lunch, #PleaseFireMeFriday.

Thank you, recruits. Like you and even your heartless boss, your PFM leaders love photos of puppies (…and subversion, of course).