Two Weeks’ Notice:

“Know thy enemy! Within Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace lies a detailed bestiary of the many species of boss you might face. When studied properly, the profiles will aide you in defeating your boss. Below you will see that we successfully used a poster’s PFM to identify the strengths and weaknesses of Top Dog Boss. This particular boss was chosen to inspire your submissions to Operation Woof (which we will take until Friday).”

— Leaders of the PFM Revolution

For Your Eyes Only: Boss Profiles

Please fire me. My boss announced to everyone in our group that her little Chihuahua is too fat too mount and has a chaffed vulva.

TOP DOG BOSS
ABILITES: Discretely scooping poop during serious conversation
CHIHUAHUAHA’S NAME: Chubby Chafers
DOORBELLS: Hates ‘em
HOW SHE MET HUSBAND: Chased him around the block when he brought the mail
LAST THING SAID TO MIRROR: “Who’s a good girl? I am!”