Two Weeks’ Notice:

PhotoShop The Royal Couple At A Real Job

Recruits: Please Photoshop the Royal Couple into your boring job, looking just as un-fairy-tale-like as they would be if they were born into a normal life. We defeated the British to cast off the very class system the powerful in this country are trying to bring back.

The best PhotoShops will all be featured on PleaseFireMe.com, and the best entry will receive a free signed Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace.

Submit photos through one of the following: PFM Tumblr, PFM Facebook, or @PleaseFireMe on Twitter. Do not mail them in. The PFM Revolution has no address—our last meeting took place in a handicapped dressing room at Burlington Coat Factory.

There are two types of bosses: those who care way too much about the royal wedding, and those who are jerks to Deborah, the plump lady in accounting who invited everyone to her pre-wedding tea party.  This will piss them both off.

Try leaving early today and pretend to watch The Royal Wedding—it will be good practice for the great half-day walkout on May 6th  for #PleaseFireMeFriday.

We look forward to your “Royal Wedding in the Office” PhotoShops.