Please fire me. I am a clerk in a major school school district—which might lead one to think that my supervisors and co-workers are educated individuals. 

The other day, I was looking for a file on one of our students, but was unable to find it in the file cabinet.  What I did find was a single document with a post-it note attached, stuck between two other files, which read, “I can’t find no files no where.”  Nice use of grammar!

The topper is, that today I received an e-mail from one of our high school teachers, in which he asked me for the “statice” of two reports he had due.

And we are suffering cuts in education in California because…?