Please fire me.  After I logged in yesterday at my insufferable, degrading tech support job that only pays $8 an hour for its trainees, I got this inspiring chat window pop up from my younger clueless team leader: “You’re almost going to be promoted!  You’re actually doing a good job this month!”  To twist that insulting compliment knife further, that promotion would only be $1 an hour.  And I didn’t get it.