Please fire me. The headset I use at my crappy tech support job got damaged (though still working) through no fault of my own when my motorcycle slid down a wet hill with me under it. When I asked for a replacement, they informed me that due to the damage it would cost *me* $60 to replace. To make matters worse, I make $8 an hour, which is barely enough for me to make rent, forget about three meals a day, and my idiot team leader actually had the nerve to say to my face a few days ago “So, did you save up enough to replace that headset yet?”