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Please fire me. I work at a call center where people order sex toys. The other day I had a woman ask about how one particular vibrator worked, I said I didn’t know. She then asked, “Can you take it to the bathroom and try it out?” and assured me she could wait.

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    don’t know what my response would be...something like that, but wouldn’t you get a kick...
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