Please fire me. On my 2^nd day at the job, prior to orientation or work assignments I received an outside office call on my desk phone. It was my boss. This is what she had to say. “Hello, this is your supervisor. I am calling to let you know that YOU ARE BEING WATCHED! I know what’s on your computer screen as we speak. I also know that the red light is flashing on your phone. You have a message. I have my informants and I will know where you are and what you are doing. CIAO CIAO.” Click. The rest has been demonically downhill. Please beseech the gods to save me.