Please fire me. I get paid less than the 16-year-olds I train.

Please fire me. I was just told by my boss I would get written up next time I asked her why we do things. 

Please fire me. I work with a bunch of middle-aged egocentrics who act like they’re 16 and dress like they’re streetwalkers.

Please fire me. Yesterday I had to scan an entire book (300 pages) and email it to one of my bosses. Today, he told me that he accidentally deleted the email and needs me to do it again.

Please fire me. During my performance review, I was told I wouldn’t be getting a raise because I’m not peppy enough. My job entails filing paperwork. 

Please fire me. I may not get a well-deserved raise because I didn’t say good morning to my co-workers.

Please fire me. My boss makes all his calls on speaker phone and then proceeds to tell me about the entire phone call. I sit right out side his office; I can hear all his calls myself.

Please fire me. When I try to let my boss know about staff problems, he blames it on Obama.

Please fire me. My boss keeps bringing her dogs in to work. They like to sit by me and show off their horrible gas problems.