Please fire me. I’m a waitress and I had a young man pull me aside and ask to see a manager because his food was too hot when I served it to him. He got a free dessert and I got no tip.
Please fire me. I work for a newspaper as an obituary editor and had a customer call me an “inconsiderate bitch” for using the term “deadline.”
Please fire me. I just had a customer yell at me for 15 minutes solely for the fact that I touched his limes and those were his, not mine. I’m a cashier at a grocery store.
Please fire me. Today at work a lady tried returning a package of adult diapers and proceeded to start yelling at me when I refused to refund her. The package had been opened and one of the diapers looked like it had been used.
Please fire me. I was just accused of being prejudice against white people. I’m white.
Please fire me. I had to explain to a woman if we are out of stock of an item it is not in the store for a whole 30 minutes.
Please fire me. An old man stabbed me with a fork when I tried to take his wife’s dirty dish. It was an empty plate. He said, “You need to make sure she is finished.”
Please fire me. I just got yelled at by a customer for not putting a fork in his bag. He proceeded to tell me that I deserved to be mopping the floors rather than helping customers.
Please fire me. A customer just yelled at me for her ice not staying on the bottom of her cup of coffee.
Please fire me. I work at a call center where people order sex toys. The other day I had a woman ask about how one particular vibrator worked, I said I didn’t know. She then asked, “Can you take it to the bathroom and try it out?” and assured me she could wait.