Please fire me. My boss gave me grief for taking a personal day for jury duty; she took a whole day off to get her hair cut.

Please fire me. I start my day at 4am, crying before I get ready for work.

Please fire me. I’m a 19-year-old girl. I don’t want to be an unskilled manual labourer working in a warehouse local to me for the rest of my life.

Please fire me. My boss gave me grief for taking a personal day for jury duty. She took a whole day off to get a hair cut.

Please fire me. I work at a factory, doing the same action for 12 hours a day. Last week my boss told me that if he was doing my job, he would consider killing himself.

Please fire me. Over the past three days, I’ve worked 30 hours, and will only be paid for nine of them. I love the automotive industry!

Please fire me. I’m 23. I shouldn’t have a ulcer from work stress.

My boss won’t speak to me during the work week. Instead she likes to call or email me on my day off and provide me with a list of things that have been done incorrectly and that I need fix before I return to work. 

Please fire me. Last night my boss yelled at me for not sending a brief out by 8pm that HE didn’t finish until after midnight.

Please fire me. It’s obvious I can never please you no matter what I do. Perhaps you can clone yourself, so you can have someone superior, who thinks like you because they are you, to boss around.