Home
Submit
The PFM Book
Spreadshirts
Press
Archive
Random
About



Inquiries: Please contact Adam Chromy



Watch Please Fire Me posts come alive in this BuzzFeed Video and send us your video or photo submissions.

Please fire me. This is the microwave my co-workers use to heat their lunches. Every time someone uses it, the kitchen smells like a mixture of spaghetti, fish, and beans.

Please fire me. This is the microwave my co-workers use to heat their lunches. Every time someone uses it, the kitchen smells like a mixture of spaghetti, fish, and beans.

Please fire me.
My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

Please fire me.

My customers dress their dogs up in pajamas.

Please fire me.
Actually, my job is pretty sweet. Here’s the view from my office.

Please fire me.

Actually, my job is pretty sweet. Here’s the view from my office.

Please fire me. During my first Monday morning pee, I noticed these  black hijiki looking things at the bottom of the urinals. I thought it  was just some dirty urinal stuff until it start wriggling around…

Please fire me. During my first Monday morning pee, I noticed these black hijiki looking things at the bottom of the urinals. I thought it was just some dirty urinal stuff until it start wriggling around…

Please fire me. Clearly I am asking too much. I’ve been told to create three more signs to  ensure that everyone sees them so they know what to do.

Please fire me. Clearly I am asking too much. I’ve been told to create three more signs to ensure that everyone sees them so they know what to do.

Please fire me. This is our restaurant’s “fine dining” area. How am I supposed to sell this as a banquet hall?

Please fire me. This is our restaurant’s “fine dining” area. How am I supposed to sell this as a banquet hall?

Please fire me. This is our best copier.

Please fire me. This is our best copier.

Please fire me.
After being given the wrong product number by a co-worker, I  accidentally ordered five cases (that’s 150 individual boxes) of Kleenex  from our office supplier. My “punishment” was this tissue-castle that I  found blocking my desk this morning.

Please fire me.

After being given the wrong product number by a co-worker, I accidentally ordered five cases (that’s 150 individual boxes) of Kleenex from our office supplier. My “punishment” was this tissue-castle that I found blocking my desk this morning.

Please fire me. The person who refuses to change the toilet paper in the  women’s room has finally left the perfect square to spare.

Please fire me. The person who refuses to change the toilet paper in the women’s room has finally left the perfect square to spare.