Please fire me. My boss always wears throwing knife in a holster around his belt to work every day. I work at an auto parts store.
Please fire me. Our safety coordinator for the region cut off one of our drivers on the freeway.
Please fire me. I’ve been here twice as long and have three times as many skills, but she got the promotion because she’s the boss’s daughter.
Please fire me. I don’t want to see you naked. I don’t need to sext you and you don’t pay me half what you said you would. I hate your wife and feel bad for your kids. I will not do what you ask me to do, it’s not my job. Your son asked me to have sex with him! Both of you are messed up.
Please fire me. Today someone called me a “lazy bitch” because I told them I couldn’t let them view confidential records without a photo ID. They then explained that they left their photo ID at a “friend’s house.” I explained that I was sorry for the inconvenience, but that we had to have photo verification. They proceeded to throw a pen at my face before storming away from the counter.
Please fire me. My nearly 60 year old coworker is insisting on giving me all of her old work clothes. I’m in my early twenties.
Please fire me. I work at a large theme park in California and today I was shoved aside by a human sized rodent. Why? Because I didn’t get out of her way fast enough.
Please fire me. My boss, who is a member of the tea party and was not born in the United States, is seriously running for President. I spent 4 hours yesterday listening to his “platform” and his plans for “when” he wins.
Please fire me. My boss is so verbally abusive that whenever employees get called into his office, they record every word on their cell phone.
Please fire me. My assistant manager thought it would be very intelligent to tell my boss that she’s half way to thirty. My boss turned 25.