Please fire me. My boss is a married man with three kids, and is trying to get me to go to the cabin our company owns, with him. ALONE.
Please fire me. I just watched my boss struggle to change a walkie talkie from channel 1 to channel 2. When he couldn’t figure it out he gave it to me and said, “Here, you do it!”
Please fire me. My manager stalks our Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. We can’t even say we’re tired or call in sick without being spied on our social media.
Please fire me. I got written up for having sex in the bathroom because I came out at the same time as my male co-worker. It’s a unisex bathroom.
Please fire me. I work for a newspaper as an obituary editor and had a customer call me an “inconsiderate bitch” for using the term “deadline.”
Please fire me. My boss told me I wasn’t pretty enough to work there. (Not true!)
Please fire me. Someone placed the paper shredder in my office, now everybody asks me to shred their paper. Shred your own shit people.
Please fire me. My boss told me to consult with him before I think.
Please fire me. I just worked 20 hours and got a $9 pay check because of union dues.
Please fire me. A guest asked me if I was going to go home and drink heavily after my shift. Probably.